Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

by Koki~kun December 19, 2020

blond

every Tyler in the world for some dam reason. and always interrupts

random personb: so are you go... Tyler: NOOOO IM NOT BLONDE

by abbaouegf January 1, 2021

loud blonde

A loud blond is a blonde person who is loud the term comes from the Bnha fandom

Aizawa in a aU: Shinsou do not date a loud blonde
Shinsou in a. aU: hah fuck you

by Shinkami_ismylife February 6, 2021

that..blonde..phycho

The best tiktoker on earth.her cosplay of Toga Himiko is PERFECT 👑👑👑(SHE SHOULD SPILL TEA FROM SCHOOL OR SMH☕☕☕☕☕☕)

Me:"have you followed that..blonde..phycho"

Bully:"Eww no she's terrible"

Me:"NO SHE'S NOT BITCHHHH HER COSPLAY IS GREAT"

OTHER KID:"hell yeah I've seen her she's great and I'm a simp 😏"

by that..blonde..phycho simp March 10, 2021

Dumb blonde

Dumb Blonde is the definition of a dumb girl who either has blonde hair, or dyed her hair blonde.

The dumb blonde tripped over herself.

by 'suppeeps March 31, 2021

Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021

Blonde

Gay with no friends and often with no one who likes them

That guy is a blonde

by Male blonde May 3, 2021