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Awkward Coma

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation
"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"
by Umbella December 27, 2011
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Awkward Porker

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!
by Bongo9000 September 25, 2015
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Awkward Slice

The slice or slices of pizza that's left over after it's been equally divided out.

Can be a awkful nucence if not called. To call the awkward slice simply shout 'awkward slice' before anyone else. As there can be a second or third awkward slice these should be called too, asap.
Fatso 1: Call the awkward slice

Fatso 2: You call what?

Fatso 1: The last slice thats noones.
by Jackkie-92 February 25, 2013
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Awkward Tomatoes

Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes
by jessiej May 24, 2011
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Awkward Smile

When you say something wired to someone new or embarrass yourself in front of people or that on girl named Ammie.
I dropped a box full of markers in class, picked it up and looked at everyone and gave them an awkward smile.
by EverythingIsMeaningless September 20, 2019
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Awkward

When you are forced to sit opposite your co-worker who ghosted you on social media after almost dating you just because he is too much of a pussy to commit and none of your colleagues knowing wth is going on.
Avoiding eye contact with someone right in front of you is so awkward.
by Trööt April 4, 2020
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