A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week
Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?
Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?
Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week
by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 12, 2016
When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the him. Usually doesn't work.
Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."
Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 13, 2024
When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.
Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she realized I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."
Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 13, 2024
by jessiej May 02, 2011
When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.
Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017
When you fuck in the backseat of a car at 1 in the morning in the parking lot of a school after prom.
by Theawkwardprom.com April 06, 2017
Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"
Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.
Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.
by HohefStalin December 19, 2011