The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.
Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"
by George FP January 1, 2014
Get the Awkward Ticklermug. Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.
I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.
by Capellan June 12, 2011
Get the Awkward Comamug. The state or experience of feeling socially uncomfortable, uneasy, or out of place; the internal sensation of awkwardness.
“I could feel the awkwardism creeping in when I entered the room.”
“ We’ve all experienced awkwardism at some point”
“ We’ve all experienced awkwardism at some point”
by BushTalks October 11, 2025
Get the Awkwardismmug. When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.
Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017
Get the Awkward hand syndromemug. 
"I'm more awkwarder then both of you"
by kdhvjdkdmch September 16, 2020
Get the Awkwardermug. When you are forced to sit opposite your co-worker who ghosted you on social media after almost dating you just because he is too much of a pussy to commit and none of your colleagues knowing wth is going on.
by Trööt April 4, 2020
Get the Awkwardmug.