Quiff and a rat tail

A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away

Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away

by beetle juicie August 16, 2021

TW0 AND A HALF

If your FRAT brothers call you this as watch your back.

I hate to tell you TOM as you are a TW0 AND A HALF with a zero.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

Nap and a Sandwich

When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.

It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"

Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......

Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.

by Ran dum guy September 17, 2021

This and a Blunt

A phrase used to describe a moment in time where a marijuana-filled “blunt” could be used to compliment the pleasure you’re experiencing

*admiring the distant sunset with a close companion*
“Damn, this and a blunt would go insane right now”

by YungZee October 18, 2021

foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

Two and a split

62.5 grams (2.21 ounces) of Cocaine Hydrochloride (i.e.. powder, soft, ya-yo, blow) or Cocaine Freebase (i.e...crack, hard, rocks).

This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).

Drug Dealer (Retail): "I need to hit the trap and get redone"
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."

by white_5_stone November 23, 2021