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Anal Monster

A female who offers anal sex or has had anal sex with more than one partner.

"Anal Monster" refers only to a female, and does not apply to a female that has only had anal sex once.
"Tara is wild, yo, she wanted to have mad anal"
"That girl is an anal monster, yo"
by mynameisraquel September 24, 2011
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anal shaming

The act of public humiliation by fucking them in the ass.
Cindy was caught cheating for the fifth time. Looks like her punishment this time is some good old fashioned anal shaming!
by Red1967 February 29, 2016
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Anal arson

A criminal act, mostly popular in Formby (Merseyside, UK) that involves pulling down ones trousers and setting their arsehole on fire using a lighter or two sticks rubbed vigorously together. Although with the latter, a large amount of patience and luck is required. For the hardcore only.

Charges for this crime are a slap on the wrist for a man and a slap on the behind for a lady. Repeated offenders are placed in stocks in Formby village to get eagerly penetrated by passing perverts.
The first time this crime was publicly known was round the time of the infamous 'Formby Chapel Lane Slayings' in early 1956. It wasn't until March 20th 1956 that this crime was first noticed. It was a strange day in the quiet village of Formby as the then, Rev. N Demp-C recalls. The air was thick with the smoke and smog of the fires alight in the aftermath of the Slayings. Rev Demp-C remembers it as though it was yesterday because it was his brother AL-en that had been charged with the crime of Anal Arson. AL-en then a member of the prestigious Formby Royal Luncheon Club, and an avid Santa and the Carol wagon star, was lead to the stocks in the square. After a few brief words from the town Mayor the Rev Demp-C and his wife. He was perved on for 17 days straight by various perverts of the town. During his time in the stocks he also received several spankings and other attempts of Anal Arson to his bare behind.
by Shentyloaf December 4, 2013
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meta-anal

1. slang for metanalysis
2. analogical studies
3. psychological studies that are anal
4. anal-ness relating to itself
1. I researched the best meta-anal on treatment of adhd- damn was it cool.
2. I got a major in meta-analysis at Smith, what about you?
3. Damn, that meta-anal was sooooo uptight in its research.
4. Our conversation was so meta-anal
by EmRaMmY_PiNkY April 5, 2010
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Anal Safari

"Gilbert went on an anal safari last night", translation "Gilbert had anal sex".
by natedawgthe2nd May 2, 2011
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Anal Eclair

An ass spread with whipped cream down the ass crack, and licked by another party.
Yummy. I love your Anal Eclair babe.
by John Saville October 28, 2014
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anal winking

When you squeeze your butthole so it puckers and 'winks'.
Did you see that pornstar's anal winking?
by Buttpucker October 21, 2015
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