The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Gaming Addict

A word that really doesn't exist, but made up by the organisation of P.A.R.E.N.T.S which stands for Private Assiociation that Reforms over-Excited Nutheads That are Simple, used to describe a person who games on a device for even a second. For some reason, there's no such thing as Candy-crush addict or Football-games Addict. I wonder why...

Friend's parent: "Do you like playing games on your device?"
You: "Doesn't everyone?"
Friend's parent: *Puts on sudden worried expression* "WHAT?!?!?!? YOU'RE A "GAMING ADDICT"? DON'T GO WITHIN A MILE OF MY KID ANYMORE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
You: "...what on Earth?" *Walks away*

by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024

hereditary addiction

addiction genetically passed down along generations

i’ve tried to stop, but i have hereditary addiction

by jakekraz October 21, 2023

Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.

Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari

by riverslover94 February 18, 2025

water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world

Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer April 2, 2024

Fiend addict

Someone who is so addicted to any substance that they fiend over it. They usually resemble a strung out goblin king that can't afford anything other than what they fiend for.

N - "yo have you seen Zach around?"
G - "oh you mean that fiend addict? Yeah he's a bum
N - "He sure is a fiend addict isn't he? Haha *high fives G*

by Gswizzle690 May 18, 2021

Nicotine addict

Basically grant from Tigard skatepark

Person 1: omg look at grant being a nicotine addict

Person 2: yea he is one it is kinda homo

by Ap_breese August 16, 2019