Definition Dating

When a young naive person falls into lust, they quickly head over to Urban Dictionary to write the equivalent of a love letter. Writing a pointless and inaccurate assessment of the name of the particular wench they are infatuated with, in the hormoment.

Steve: "Did you hear Ron blathering over Skylar? He showed me what he wrote about her on Urban...
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."

Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

DEFINITIONAL FAILURES

OVER TRESPASSING a pivotal individual that has to be HIDDEN and OVERT at the same time that has been sandwiched within a MAJOR OCCURRENCE.where that can lead to serious REPERCUSSIONS in the FUTURE by blocking the PIVOTAL INDIVIDUAL'S DEFINITIONS out of their OVERT side as to THWART the most important INVESTIGATION OF MOTIVES where you jeopardize the very FREEDOM of the OVERT as to be careless and spinoff more problems by doing as such.

Just because of a SEXUAL ORIENTATION in this world will always have immense difficulty if not HETEROSEXUAL and not only that due to historical defense "symbolisms and faulty role models" of compromise for other SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS utilized , the definitions of these MAJOR OCCURENCE ELEMENTS has been dropped due to THE TRESPASS GAME and filching petty theif behavior by HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY which has caused SERIOUS DEFINITIONAL FAILURES of the URBAN DICTIONARY throughout and has stifled greatly creativity and ruined a continuing sophisticated investigation to the point of URBAN DICTIONARY obstructing in many different ways as such by not embodying it's very essence of fuction OVERT* = THE SLEAZE FACTOR.

TELEPATHY "DOUBLE COVERAGE"
"GLOBAL HOMOSEXUAL FAILURE"
"GLOBAL OTHER ORIENTATION FAILURES"

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 26, 2022

Definition

Definition meaning that was bound to happen. Or something that was so easy to see coming.

Jack: Yo Jay my gf left me
Jay: Man that was definition

by The Spoker has Spoken June 16, 2021

corrupted definition

something that Urban Dictionary is FLOODED with (i bet you atleast saw one)
examples:
normal: "hello guys"
corrupted: <7.9.7.6.>hello guys, heLlo gUys, hellO guyS<7.9.7.6>

person 1: oh my god i saw another corrupted definition
person 2: thats normal here, apparently

by redzreall September 17, 2025

Definition

Is a description and explanation of another word

The definition of definition is a definition

by Jordyn and Damian April 16, 2019

Definition

A way to give an example to, or describe something.

Used to explain things or group of things to another.

Todd: Do you know the definition of teacher?
Me: Go look it up on "Urban Dictionary"

by TheMysticDefiner November 25, 2024

No definition for that query.

lenn: When you got nothing else to do but type !urban No definition for that query. that moooomoooo himself says when a definition could not be found.

!urban artunaerinaroaenuoaienutaeti
moooomoooo: No definition for that query.
!urban No definition for that query.
moooomoooo: Really?

by moooomoooo_ November 8, 2020