Women

The hottest creatures in this planet.

Person 1- Look at that gorgeous group of people!
Person 2- They're women!

by pretty_hawt23 June 13, 2023

Tatted Gym Women

The most mind boggling, gut-wrenching, beautiful women known to man.

I love tatted gym women.

by tcf05 November 13, 2023

Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Pretty Ladies that like to inhale the good stuff and exhale the bad stuff.

oh you know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!

by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021

Women

Chore runner

Women go do THE FUCKING DISHES

by Nick/Er March 16, 2022

Women's rights

Fiction

Person 1: Tell me a joke

Person 2: Women's rights

Person 1: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

by smolpp9000 September 27, 2023

Women

Cruel prostitutes. Only want money. Even just to talk to you.

That's their opener, and if you fail there it's over forever.
They don't even want to be friends.

One day they'll be married.
Just think of their poor husband slaving away for sex

with someone who hates him and really only cares about money?

Women want money or they'll crush your soul.

by the guy sleeping in the gutter January 16, 2022

Women ☕

An emphasis that highlights situations where women are too blind to see an obvious statement to a hilarious degree.

Guy: Jack was into you.
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: He only showed up to Hangouts when you were there, making jokes about leaving his stuff at your place, and even got mad and left when I sat next to you one time because he thought I was your boyfriend. So yeah, Jack was trying to get with you.
Girl: I thought he was just being nice. I don't get it.
Guy: Women ☕

by Thecrimsonfcker September 3, 2025