spaghetti noodle

AJ Susemichael

Omg that spaghetti noodle is literally the weirdest rat i’ve ever met

by little ratatouille February 25, 2020

noodle salad

When a woman or man takes multiple limp dicks in the mouth at the same time.

Honey would you like to have some friends come over so you can choke on noodle salad?

by Smelf April 6, 2016

Long noodle

Another word for the Chinese restaurant, The Great wall. Can be used to describe any Chinese restaurant that serves Lo mein noodles.

Rachel: "Hey, heff what are you doing? Do you wanna go to long noodle with me? I'm starving!"
Wendy: "Yeah, me too! Lemme get my shit together."

by Wen* January 31, 2009

noodle pocket

The opening in the front of men's and boy's underwear to facilitate the exposition of the penis usually for the purpose of expediting urination.

Colin didn't like his new underwear because they didn't have a noodle pocket.

by Colin's Uncle January 16, 2009

Moist Noodle

Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.

Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!

by BanJayce February 15, 2022

mushy noodle

When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.

"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"

by doodrighthere February 5, 2017

Saucy Noodle

After you finish spanking your monkey the left over jizz on your noodle is the sauce

MOM HELP ME CLEAN UP MY SAUCY NOODLE!

by Suck My Left Nut August 16, 2015