Jeff Hubbard

Owner of Don’s crabs Towson. Is the only man to ever be born with a 25 pound cock. Spent 7 years in federal prison for crab trafficking.

Jeff hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. Danelle is such a lucky woman. I just wanna suck his crab dick.

by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023

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Jeff-laxed

When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.

Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.

by Liberal Joe August 19, 2019

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Jeff The Killer

If your partner likes Jeff the Killer, they’re probably a poser, e-boy loser who will never come visit you (if you are long distance) no matter how much you cared he’ll always be a cheating loser obsessed with a creepypasta

“God he’s such a Jeff the Killer”
“Wdym??”
“He’s probably cheating on you with someone named Nina”

by RandyWarren September 11, 2025

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except for Jeff

When a straight guy is sexually attracted to and/or banged another guy. But only ONE guy

Can't say no to Jeff

for all intents and purposes he is straight except for Jeff.

by Sickomonster June 12, 2024

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Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

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