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Zach

Zach is a decent geezer. His cock is fucking massive and his arse is bundalicous he’s the white Ngolo Kante. He will ed butt ur nan and he will slap ur mums arse if it’s bundalicous
Zach is sexy
by Cracking plur November 23, 2021
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Zach

such a bitch heartbreaker looks like a fucking fish thinks he is "aesthetic" but the thing is he dresses like a fuckboy that is just at the corner of your streets fuck you
this michael dude thinks he is cool but the reality is that he is "zach"
by p0s3id0n1sh0t1219 November 22, 2021
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Unko Zach

Biggest puss of all time, can’t shotgun a beer, likes to sleep at parties.
I ain’t no Unko Zach!!!
by Unko Zach April 6, 2020
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zach

a new bot lane champion in the league of legends, people always say he's really troll and useless as an ADC and not up to par with most bot champions. His abilities are as follow :

Q - Zach randomly charges in place for 4 seconds, teleporting 0.5 meters in front of a random enemy champion anywhere on the map

W - Zach gains a shield absorbing 100dmg(ap+ad), but runs in a straight line towards the enemy while casting. If he is near a turret, he will be feared back and forth into the tower range.

E - repells all enemy females within 300m

R - Zach goes on a rampage and kills everyone, but this skill is only activatable when in silver elo or lower.
Have you seen the new champion "Zach"? They said Zach's only good for impressing silver or lower egirls.
by notnicole123 December 1, 2018
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zach butts

Badass mo-fucka who loves nipple tweaking and dragon blasting the fuck out of some hoes
Don’t make me go all Zach Butts on you bitch.
by ZBooty69 May 9, 2018
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Zach Claybrook

"I FUCKING HATE ZACH CLAYBROOK" -everyone
Zach Claybrook be like "I asked for a penny for my thoughts, got a whole dollar back. Guess my thoughts are worth more than I thought.' winks dramatically" and nobody laughed because he is not funny AND I HATE HIM
by bruhsnake11 April 13, 2024
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Zach

One of the most corny fellas you'll ever meet. Never Fails to make you cringe at his cornyness and ruins your day without fail.
Dang, my day is ruined! Zach talked to me!!
by KennyKimmy December 19, 2023
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