new york minute

time it takes for derek jeter to suck off joe torree while A-Rod jack's off in the corner

steinbrunner..."Hey bernie they done down there?"...
bernie..."Yep"
steinbrunner..."Damn...that wat i call a new york minute"

by Janick May 8, 2006

upstate new york

i'm from beekman new york, its about 10 miles from the shithole known as poughkeepsie. i go to a school where all the black kids act ghetto and say "whatup nigga" but live in 700,000 dollar houses. upstate is boring and is where most of the criminal activity in the state goes down. if you ever come to dutchess county stay away from poughkeepsie not because its dangerous
( except in the section 8 project developments, which strangly make up the whole city), because the hookers on main street and washington boulevard suck dick like retarded todlers. just a heads up.

kid from beekman: i'm from beekman, where are you from b'otch.

kid from po-town: i'm from poughkeepsie, word nugga that shyte's mad gangsta....wuuut

kid from beekman: thats it, i'm getting the mafia

by guess November 4, 2004

new york giants

The worst team in football history. They havent won a friggin superbowl in like 50 years. They also suck if you use them on NFL 2k5. Those losers they suck!

the new york giants are the worst team ever to hit the face of the earth.

by mark May 13, 2005

New York City

1 A city in america which is believed to be trashy, and filled with rude people, but is actually quite beautiful.
2 A city in America that was not great enough to get the 2012 summer olympics.
3 A word people from NYC look up to vote on the definitions that make there city look good.

Jane: New York is a very beautiful city. Someday I want to go there.
Jack: No, don't! If it can't get the 2012 olympics, it's not worth visiting.

New York: I think this definition is not honouring our city enough.. thumbs dooown!

by Prostate August 18, 2005

new york city

place for all sorts of cocksmooches and saber toothed croth cricket eating faggots

boy:im from ney york city
man:wow u must be a fudgepacker

by stevey rey von May 13, 2005

new york smile

To make someone place their open mouth on a curb, and stomp on the back of their head. The same thing as curb-stomping.

"You've got a New York Smile, Bitch!"

by the yellow house June 20, 2008

New York Freestyle

AKA "New Yorker(s)"are pre-mediated/pre-written rap posing as Freestyle.

"Did you hear (insert radio rap star) spittin that new york freestyle?"

by Sean_Black December 3, 2007