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Woke

Appraised of public issues that the government is enumerated to address.
Person One: "English is not the national language."

Person Two: "... ah, you're just not woke."
by MD451 March 6, 2025
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Woke

Appraised of public issues that the government is enumerated to address.
Person One: "English is the national language!"

Person Two: "...ah, you're just not woke."
by MD451 March 6, 2025
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undercover wokes

The UW is an underground cultural phenomenon primarily focused on nightlife and secretive community events.

Born in Paris in 2013, its origins nor operators are well documented.

The UW is known best for its influential events including “Metro Mixes”, “Nuclear Fallout”, “The After Party”, “Recession Rave”, and “Hangover Hotline”.
The undercover wokes just announced their new party but there’s no time or place…
by Muzzy Slider March 12, 2025
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undercover wokes

The UW is an underground cultural phenomenon primarily focused on nightlife and secretive community events.

Born in Paris in 2013, its origins nor operators are well documented.

The UW is known best for its influential events including “Metro Mixes”, “Nuclear Fallout”, “The After Party”, “Recession Rave”, and “Hangover Hotline”.
The undercover wokes just announced their new party but there’s no time or place…
by Muzzy Slider March 12, 2025
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Woke

Woke (Noun) - Hand-wringing, bed-wetting little pussies. Think men are women. Think African & Asian culture is superior to White Western & Far Eastern culture. Think illegal immigrants are tops but wouldn't want to live with or near them. Are generally failures in their pathetic existences.
Person 1- hello, nice day isn't it.

Woke person- no it isn't and if you don't agree with me then you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, islamophobic, inbred violent bigot
by Bish bash boosh March 16, 2025
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woke relationship

A romantic, sexual, or other intimate relationship where both individuals are conscious of and actively engage with social justice matters, and power dynamics within their relationship.
Mark: “They pride themselves on having a woke relationship where they regularly discuss how social issues impact their interactions and make conscious efforts to create equality by combatting implicit biases.”
by dazzletune March 17, 2025
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Woke

Wokeness, Wokeism, Wokeology.

A state of being chronically biased. Grossly racist against ones self. Embracing the ideology of rewriting reality to fit one's narrative in one's own mind. A live and let live attitude towards People that identifies as a CARROT or opposite of ones own gender. Liberal. The habitual need to breakdown a logical statement word for word, endlessly asking what it means. Having a ferm belief that there is more then TWO genders. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. Feeling sorry for a race or people that won't help themselves. Supporting a race that hates your race. A FOLLOWER. Being easily influenced to HATE a political figure that is MAKING AMERICA GRATE AGAIN. Having a vicarious superiority complex for wokeness. Believing in WOKE propaganda over truth...
Woke: a disgusting ideology taught by the internet and learned by other woke people.

Wow, I can't believe TRUMP is deporting all those Immigrants. You mean illegal Aliens and foreign Criminals?

I stand with Ukraine!

So you're gonna donate a portion of your check to support a Ukraine family?
Whoa, let's not get crazy here, yo...
by Kleptodog March 18, 2025
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