Sun-Punching

Made you look Josh

Sun-Punching? That doesn’t sound like a real word. I’m going to look it up.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.

Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021

Sun Burner

The sexual act of mixing semen and aloe vera and rubbing it on your partners burns then slapping the burn afterwards.

My partner had to do a sun burner on me because I stayed outside to long

by Wolfpup666 April 17, 2025

The Fucking Sun is Racist

When somebody who has a big ego is racist, you say "The Fucking Sun is Racist"

Goddammit, Donald Trump, The Fucking Sun is Racist.

by TWGuy June 18, 2021

Suns

What a sports writer with an agenda won't tell their audience is that the Suns were already the team everybody thought would be dominant, stronger, and faster, and therefore it isn't stunning when they win, it's stunning when they don't, because them not winning was never likely.

The Suns did what they had to do to win, there's nothing stunning or upsetting about that. It's what people thought would happen all along. Stunning or upsetting would have bbeen what happened if the Clippers got the win, since they've never been to an NBA finals, snd though they are a good team, they weren't the team people thought of as the top team.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

Sun

The sun is a deadly lazer

The sun is a deadly lazer

by Daisy destruction May 28, 2017

Sun

The stupid fucking circle that floats above us in outer space thinking it’s sooo cool giving life well fuck you sun all you do is ruin my eyesight for 2 minutes
Also the focus of an SCP-001 proposal where every living being melts into flesh puddles

Fuck the sun all my homies hate sunlight

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 11, 2021