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bulgarian windshield wipers

When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!
by Nut blaster February 2, 2017
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Red Wings

When you fuck a girl on her period. Taylor you fucking idiot.
Taylor thought eating a girl out on her period was getting your Red Wings. He was wrong.
by Bigbossdaddy83 September 4, 2020
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Nobody Wins

You say this ain't over yet
I've said things that I regret
Won't be easy to forget
Scars take time to heal

Before another bitter word gets loose
I was hoping we could call a truce

Cause nobody wins, we both lose
Hearts get broken and love get bruised
When we light that same old fuse
Again and again
Nobody wins slamming doors
We've both lost this fight before
And I won't play that game no more
Cause nobody wins

Darlin' we've got too much pride
It don't matter who's wrong or right
Honey love ain't black and white
It's the way I feel about you

All I wanna do is hold you tight
I can't take another angry night

When nobody wins, we both lose
Hearts get broken and love get bruised
When we light that same old fuse
Again and again
Nobody wins slamming doors
We've both lost this fight before
And I won't play that game no more
Cause nobody wins

I know something's bound to break
If we don't bend
Baby, what's it gonna take
Nobody wins, we both lose
Hearts get broken and love get bruised
When we light that same old fuse
Again and again
Nobody wins slamming doors
We've both lost this fight before
And I won't play that game no more
Cause nobody wins

Nobody wins
Nobody wins
by Death Menace August 17, 2022
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flap the wings

When someone is driving in their car with a bunch of friends, and everyone opens and closes their doors, again and again, to make it seem like your car is going because of the doors being flapped. The driver usually participates aswell. Similar to ghost riding, except you don't get out. Originated in Southern Ontario, Canada.
Look at those pimps flap the wings on that whip.
by Aldenso November 13, 2006
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salty red wings

eating out a cunt when a chick is on the rags
I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings when I chewed out my girlfriends snatch while she was on the rags.
by FROSTY g April 22, 2008
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wins losses ties

a.k.a. "ratio"

The ratio used to describe how many women a gentleman has poked in the butt, cooch, and both, respectively.
Pat: Damn, dude. Your ratio is beginning to dwindle because you keep fucking these chicks straight up. What's your wins losses ties at now?

Brendan: 1:3:4

Pat: Now we've gotta hire three chicks before your wedding for anal only just to get you back up to an even level!
by jose punk January 17, 2008
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winsen

You such a winsen
by Dr fredick November 6, 2018
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