Horse Walk

When one doesn't realise they are drunk, and upon standing up to walk they walk on a very distinct angle.

After the game I got up to leave and I had the biggest Horse Walk.

by JaymesVickery October 12, 2013

walking atrocity

A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity

Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!

by godchef July 05, 2010

death walk

When lead singer of Panic! At The Disco Brendon Urie walks through the audience of his live shows while singing Death of a Bachelor to interact with fans

(the death walk might stop do to fans kissing and licking him)

At the concert last night I hugged Brendon during the "death walk" it was the best experience of my life!
Wow really I wish I could've gone!

by Sinner February 03, 2019

Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

by Lokiejones November 06, 2011

npc walk

A form of npc energy in which someone wanders around aimlessly until someone talks to them or they stop and repeat the cycle in an endless loop.

She just kind of wandered around my apartment, channeling her inner npc walk.

by Breadboi September 07, 2019

walking hatred

a person who is notorious for walking around in hatered. or a person who hates everything and everyone.

(walking hatred)- "next person i see in a wheelchair is getting beat the fuck up!"

by WALKING HATRED February 02, 2011

Sunny walk

The act of relieving yourself in the bushes on a sunny day before going on a date, to prevent constant erections throughout said date.

I'll be 10 minutes, I went for a sunny walk

by Phoenix 2019 June 29, 2019