Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

by Dead step sister April 7, 2024

Wipe

Something scammers do to get money off an account

Dude: When are you taking the money off?
Scammer: Yo we gonna wipe the account Thursday
Dude: Bet

by Aureum March 11, 2024

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024

Ass wipe

penn in aSS THen WipE

Mooma eat myt aasss hole with the ass wipe

by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020

Rim Wipe

Licking your significant other clean after they use the bathroom

He must really love lisa with all those 'rim wipes' they must save money on toilet paper.

by Chadsdad47 October 7, 2015

whataburger wet wipe

A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.

"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"

by Joji_666 February 13, 2024

whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.

by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024