scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

Slut Trumpet

Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge

Guy #1: Eyy man you seen Mary?

Jacob: Hell no man that bitch is a slut trumpet.

by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019

Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs

“Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
“Shut the fuck up”

by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019

Memphis Trumpet

The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.

Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.

by Beyonddisturbed420 September 20, 2019

Ducky Trumpet

The most genius explanation of D

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Well well, Ducky Trumpet has some fishy ideas... like, FLIP DA TABLE!!!
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by Da_keyboard_defier May 2, 2020

Terry Trumper

Comes from Dilbert. That guy who has to TRUMP your weekend story with a BETTER one. But like, EVERY Time you tell a weekend story.

I Got done by Terry Trumper in the lunch room! seriously!

by Da Kriss July 31, 2020

Shy Trumper

Pronounced: shite rumper

Someone who hide the fact they voted for Trump

Karen had a few too many Pinot noirs and admitted she likes having her pussy grabbed for the sake of the economy - Shy Trumper - for ref see: shy tories

by Skendaf November 5, 2020