tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.

"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."

by StealsyourstereO April 26, 2006

Toss your salad

tossing someone’s salad is equivalent to destroying someone’s bloodline or beating them up.

Bro if you don’t stop I’m gonna toss your salad

I’m about to toss your salad up bro

by papajohnstoe October 21, 2019

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.

She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.

by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012

Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.

"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."

by DG7205 October 28, 2020

TENNESSEE Toss

When two Tennessee lesbians pickup their pray by their clit and arms and throw the victim on to the bed prior to having sex. An after sex facial rash around the mouth will be a result of a well executed tossing session.

Hey girl; nice rash! How was your your Tennessee Toss last night?

by Jodie Starkiss August 2, 2021

Tossing Eggrolls

Giving blow jobs to small or asian penises

Sam's weekend hobby is tossing eggrolls

by Prosser_Casanova November 1, 2016

Turtle Tossing

An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.

What'd you get into last night Jake?

I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.

by Thegigginator March 26, 2017