tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.

"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."

by StealsyourstereO April 26, 2006

Toss your salad

tossing someone’s salad is equivalent to destroying someone’s bloodline or beating them up.

Bro if you don’t stop I’m gonna toss your salad

I’m about to toss your salad up bro

by papajohnstoe October 21, 2019

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.

She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.

by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012

Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.

"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."

by DG7205 October 28, 2020

toss a baby ruth in the bowl

take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl

He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.

by dkjmt October 6, 2009

arabian salad toss

When a salad toss is being given and it evolves into a Arabian salad toss. Thus gaining the ability "arabian sandblast" ( see definiton of arabian sandblast for further description)

What's this? Your salad toss is evolving into.....?!?! ARABIAN SALAD TOSS!!! Congratulation! Your Arabian Salad Toss has learned a new ability: Arabian Sandblast.

Man1: hey man I heard your "salad toss" evolved last night?
Man2: yaa! It evolved into a "arabian salad toss"
Man1: your wives asshole is Gunna love battling your tounge!

by sn0wb411 December 30, 2009

Scorpion toss

A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.

"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"

by HonestTom October 25, 2009