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Pennsylvania Pumpkin

When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.
"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT
by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010
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Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter
"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."
by beau4621 April 24, 2025
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Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on/someone who is loyal.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.
by xoxojordn December 1, 2022
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john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta
by Will F24 December 11, 2018
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Pumpkin pie

Someone who is a cutie, sweet, or simply is good person
by Maddog_12 November 14, 2023
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pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne
That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess
by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008
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Carve that pumpkin

When that booty look like a pumpkin, dudes wanna carve it..
Damn girl! You got a pumkin tail!! And i think imma carve that pumpkin!!
by Lownwnflsmd August 18, 2015
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