When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shartmug. Person 1: you know Phantom?
Person 2: yeah I hear they are a complete bottom, that true?
Person 1: yeah lol.
Person 2: yeah I hear they are a complete bottom, that true?
Person 1: yeah lol.
by MorningstarLee October 21, 2022
Get the Phantommug. An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 12, 2008
Get the western-phantommug. Statements, beliefs, logical entailments, or intentions falsely attributed to someone—especially during debates or arguments—that were never actually expressed. Phantom information is almost always unintentional, stemming from the person's ignorance and inability to fully comprehend an argument or a stance.
Debater A: “You like cats better than dogs, therefore it would logically follow that you hate dogs!"
Debater B: “I never said that. You've hallucinated phantom information.”
Debater B: “I never said that. You've hallucinated phantom information.”
by Ameizo August 28, 2025
Get the Phantom Informationmug. When you take a poo but there is no evidence
Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”
Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP
Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing
Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”
Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP
Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing
Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020
Get the ghost phantommug. A very powerful little stone that is capable of controlling reality, mostly used by Our Lord and Savior Infinite
by TheUndertaker24677 October 13, 2021
Get the Phantom Rubymug. The phantom realm is where Hugh sent Jimbo in a final duel. It is usually used in a term right before you finish someone off.
by Reggie from Nintendo May 13, 2020
Get the The Phantom Realmmug.