frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Soggy Cinnamon Roll x2 Frosting

Cinnamon Roll with extra cum sauce

Anyone down for some soggy cinnamon roll x2 frosting

by g;lkfgniuaefhgoai'sdfgn;ojasdg July 25, 2021

frosting the buds

Ejaculating onto marijuana and then smoking it.

He was frosting the buds this morning, so this is a special batch.

by PRNightmare December 23, 2020

Frosted

To have lots and lots of money. in other words 'cake'. cake has frosting on it, therefore, frosting would be racks on racks of dough!

Me: Hey man, I hit this lick last night.. I'm frosted as Hell!

Justin: Yeah dude, I thought you had cake before, but you're frosted now!

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by Journey Bieber June 30, 2011

Charlotte Frost

An utter Twat, proper freak, clearly in love with Ben Laurence and a very Asian....

You're doing a Charlotte Frost!!

by Brexit queen negotiator June 16, 2019

Frosted Flake

A temporary/runaway sugar daddy

Comes from frosted meaning sugary and flake meaning inconsistent

I thought I was gonna be able to milk him for at least a year, turns out he's a frosted flake

by EdiblePancake July 29, 2018