Riding the bus

The process of a person jumping on a person's penis/cock

"Do you Riding the bus?" says Richard. "Yes I do" says slutty Owais.

by Osama bin Hitler Putin Shootin June 6, 2015

on the bi bus

someone who is bisexual

by 67 to the rescue June 5, 2003

Bus Driver

RAF slang for Bomber Pilot

"Who's the bus driver today?"

by Gari August 26, 2005

bus stop

A safe haven for like-minded rationalists to enjoy thoughtful discourse as well as emotional support; an escape from the judgemental eyes of the shiny-happy world.

Tired of everyone's bullshit attempts to try to save you? Come to the bus stop and hang out with some real people, bid farewell to others catching a bus, and maybe even schedule a bus ride for yourself.

by ASH September 21, 2004

bus luck

success and lack thereof when using the bus system. when your bus or busses are right on time, or they happen to be a little late when you're late too, that's good bus luck. when you just miss them or they show up late, that's bad bus luck.

Wow, you're here early for a change!
Yeah I had good bus luck today.

by Pickles McDoody October 30, 2010

Bus blindness

When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.

Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?

Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.

by generic brown-haired male April 9, 2009

English Bus

When a person, generally female, has two penises inserted into her at the same time, in the same orifice.

This term derives from the well known English mode of transportation: the double-decker bus. Best said in a slight English accent - "The Double-dicker".

"Me and my mate, Johnny, last night, we had this loose chick and we gave her the ol' English bus."

by Stu-pid-as June 6, 2017