warm breakfast

Waking up your wife/girlfriend in the morning with a face full of gooey warmness.

Delivered a well-placed warm breakfast on my wife's face this morning.

by hk69 October 8, 2013

breakfast plagairism

The act of stealing credit for breakfast another person made. Usually this is to gain brownie points with a potential partner in the dating scene.

Joe sent me photos of your cooking as his own. Such breakfast plagairism!

by AMRAP20 July 29, 2018

Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.

"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."

by Epitemisis June 30, 2017

bp breakfast

After the bar or club, you select multiple delectable delights from the gas station as opposed to going to a restaurant for food. A stoners delight :)

Upon leaving the bar, Dj went to the gas station for a bp breakfast ,in order to quell his hunger pangs!

by Joepeoples March 22, 2017

The Breakfast Club

An openly bigoted morning radio show funded by big corporate sponsors and endorsed by radio monopoly conglomerate, iHeartMedia a.k.a iHeartRadio (formerly Clear Channel Communications)

The Breakfast Club is run by a bunch of african americans with very toxic attitudes that cry victim every weekday morning on syndicated iHeartRadio owned radio stations while calling white people either "jar of mayo" or a "donkey" whenever they can while getting away with profanity and spreading divisive rhetoric on a regular basis

*kid and father sees mother in distraught*
Kid: Mommy, what's wrong?
Mother: My boss force me and the rest of the workers to listen to The Breakfast Club
Father: GIVE ME CANCER NOW GOD!

by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021

Amsterdam breakfast

To smoke a joint while one sips their coffee in the morning.

I poured my cup of coffee, lit my joint, and enjoyed my Amsterdam breakfast.

by HydroHoudini October 13, 2017

Suprise Breakfast

When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.

When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.

by CrackWhoreLaranda January 9, 2017