Roman Craddock

A Fat lardass who only eats butter, and canola oil. Roman weighs 100 Zillion pounds and causes a level 10 earthquake every time his fat fucking ass breathes. Also he’s kinda chubby

Yo dude Roman Craddock is so chubby

by JoeNuts445 April 25, 2023

Roman Sex

A type of sexual intercourse that is similar to gang banging, but instead of the guys taking turns having sex with the girl, they use their dicks as swords and fight with the other guys. Who ever comes out victories gets to have intercourse with the girl.

Damn we had some really nice Roman Sex last night, I'm glad I got to fuck you

by 888899990000000 April 8, 2024

Roman hotdog

Placing a penis in between one’s Ballsack

Tom hit me with the Roman hotdog

by Kinggooble June 11, 2023

Roman

That one annoying, but fun guy who keeps offering you to take action in activities you didn't want to in the first place

It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling!

by RizuSnek June 6, 2018

Roman

Larger then life neck ass

Dumped by a chav neck ass
Bold dad head ass
Can’t get on a team head ass and play an easy position head ass (CDM head ass)

Fuck Roman I hate that guy
Roman I’m dumping you
Roman faked being bisexual for attention

Ur Willy was little Roman

by GorillaDaSpinner March 26, 2021

roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.

“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.

by jef weulard October 16, 2021

Roman Salute

Verb: The act of a man getting spit roasted with an ass at 1 glory hole and a mouth at another glory hole in a middle stall in a restroom.
Note that if the same thing happens with a woman in the middle, that's a french fact finding trip.

I got a roman salute in Tampa, I got 2 different bacterial STIs, and now I'm trying to figure out which infection started in which end.

by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025