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take me to mcdonalds

Means to have a quick and cheeky fuck somewhere readily avalible. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.
Guy:"Babe im in the mood."
Girl"Baby me too, come take me to McDonalds"
by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016
mugGet the take me to mcdonaldsmug.

Casual McDonalds

An act in which a male will purchase sexual favors from a female for the price of an item off the value menu, such as a cheeseburger or McChicken. Can be applied to any fast food restaurant, but is always known as "Casual McDonalds".
I'm going to take Stephanie to the Playland for a little Casual McDonalds.
by Cynna66 August 7, 2016
mugGet the Casual McDonaldsmug.

McDonald

The surname all ignorant, sub-consciously racist, white British males have. Thinks all black people are from tribes, all Latinos love and eat burritos, and that white people are oppressed. "I'm not racist I have black friends" ass nigga.
Nigga 1: Yo did you here what MrMcdonald said in his last class
Nigga 2: Yeah he asked me which tribe I'm from
Nigga 3: Damn nigga isn't you rich and from the city?
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I told him that and he just asked "but what tribe are you from" again

Nigga 4: Lmao tribe ass nigga
Mr McDonald: That wasn't racist I have black friends

Nigga 2: Oh my bad bro I didn't know
by yomommasfavouritenigga November 23, 2021
mugGet the McDonaldmug.

Mcdonalds Venti

This word is used to define a very mentally ill twat who for some unknown reson always needs to shit. It can also be used to describe an annoying twat who has lots of disturbing/strange kinks or a strange obsession with “albedo chalk”
This is such a McDonalds Venti thing to do/ you act like a McDonalds venti
by Annoying tw@t June 19, 2021
mugGet the Mcdonalds Ventimug.

McDonald's

Son: Hey mom, can we go to McDonald's?
Mom: You got McDonald's money?
Son: *pulls uno reverse card*
by km120507 April 3, 2022
mugGet the McDonald'smug.

Mcdonalds Hairline

A hairline like lydia ritchie’s. Often reffered to as a “Mcdonalds Hairline” due to it’s resemblance of the letter m.
Joel: have you seen Lydia’s hairline?

Kieran: oh yeah what a dog such a Mcdonalds Hairline
by Ben Dover75 March 30, 2022
mugGet the Mcdonalds Hairlinemug.
When you first start working at McDonalds you meet the OG kitchen crew of your time they will train you until you replace them and become a OG and so the cycle continues
Have you heard the OGs of McDonald’s kitchen crew had been scheduled for the Friday dinner rush
by Scooty_alreadyinuse May 11, 2024
mugGet the OGs of McDonald’s kitchen crewmug.

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