Dolphin nap

Similar to how a dolphin sleeps, a nap where half your brain rests while the other half stays awake and aware of your surroundings on the lookout for predators.

Damn son I feel so re-energized after that dolphin nap I took after class today

by GoodDolphinGirl February 19, 2018

dolphin weather

Very bad and stormy weather that would normally prohibit physical activity but due to the will of the Whitney Young student body, prohibits nothing

Girl: Are you sure you have to go to practice? The weather is bad.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.

by Young_dagger_dick_my_handle July 21, 2018

Dolphin Hole

In reference to one who's penis is inverted.
Often caused by obesity

"look at that guys dolphin hole"

by Shaunchomper October 31, 2018

depressed dolphin

a sad third wheeler, after being ditched by flaky fuck

your a depressed dolphin man.

by depressed dolphin 101 March 10, 2017

couch dolphin

A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.

After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!

by effdot July 26, 2024

Dolphin Trap

A debate tactic where one party presents a misleading image or video (such as a dolphin fetus) and the other party accepts it for what they are lead to believe (such as a human fetus).

Charlie Kirk fell for a dolphin trap when he declared an animal fetus "without a doubt" a human being.

by A_bored_debator March 25, 2025

dolphin rape

Something that happens when an adult dolphin loves another adult dolphin/human. See beastiality

"Hey Max, heard you got dolphin raped."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."

by rAbbist0k January 6, 2016