Bleach Blonde

A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.

Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

rolled in blonde

I made a big stupid newbie mistake

I made such a big mistake it was like I had rolled in blonde.

by blonde southerner March 17, 2009

dumb blonde

Heather

heather is failing her classes and at life. what a mood. typical dumb blonde.

by Beep beep chicken noodle soup October 9, 2019

Blonde langneus

Blond meisje of blonde jongen met een zeer lange neus. Dit wordt soms als onaantrekkelijk gezien, maar velen vinden dit juist aantrekkelijk.

¨Wacht maar tot ze zich omdraait, dan is ze niet aantrekkelijk meer. Ze heeft een hele lange neus.¨
¨Maar ik hou juist van een blonde langneus!¨

by JaySayHey June 16, 2020

hybrid blonde

A brunette that has the ditsy blonde curse

Did she really just say that ? I SWEAR she's a hybrid blonde .

by B1G JÁY January 6, 2024

Dumb Blonde

A girl who is blonde and dumb and probably has no titties but a thick ass. Her name either starts with an H or ends with an A or maybe both.

God that girl is such a dumb blonde! She only passed english because she looked up the answers online!

by tittymaster69420 July 12, 2020

Blonde

A blonde is someone with very light colored hair that has no effect on their iq or body.

Guy 1: bro thats a blonde sitting in front of us. I bet she has a great body. Do you thinj she'll make out with me if i ask her to?

Guy 2: don't be an idiot, her hair color has nothing to do with the rest of her

by Smartqueen June 13, 2020