When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".
Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023
Get the Parent Teacher Conferencemug. Your other parental figure.
My teacher, Dr. V, is such an epic gamer.
This teacher's got S W A G
Ugh, I'll get my work in one day, Dr. V!
This teacher's got S W A G
Ugh, I'll get my work in one day, Dr. V!
by Southern Speak March 25, 2021
Get the Teachermug. a wikipedia admin who stays online 24/7 to instant delete wiki user's edits and refuses to touch grass or go outside
Me: adds an edit to a wiki page
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet
by mayker68 February 23, 2022
Get the Teacher Petmug. A teacher is a fucking bumbass that could also be called a dreamcrusher cos they just don't let us do anything ever and don't actually *teach* u anything
My teacher abso-fucking-loutley sucks
by My brain is cleverer than your January 22, 2019
Get the Teachermug. When u have a fit teacher and u cant stop getting an erection over him all so related to egg and stovin mode
Teacher
by Layyofmyteacher July 13, 2019
Get the Teachermug. by fetusbabyeatpie January 29, 2023
Get the National Ignoring Teachers Daymug. by DiegoB. September 21, 2022
Get the P.E. Teachermug.