lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.
"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."
by Mcpatience April 01, 2020
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tax effect

when you or your parents file for income taxes and you have fresh ass clothes.
"Damn look at frank in the button up all fresh, tax effect."
by Dannymcnasty69420 March 03, 2014
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g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES
well... g dad taxes ig
by 🦁 June 01, 2021
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Loser Tax

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.
The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.
by captainbone March 28, 2023
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National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.
Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!
by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023
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Tax/Netherite

Netherite is a person who handles a mcyt collab and has lots of swag
Tax/Netherite goes by Tommy, Tax, and Netherite
"Tax/Netherite has lots of swag"
by Duckytheducc April 23, 2021
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abuse tax

A tariff we pay to the State or Federal government to recompense them for abusing us.
I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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