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tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.
"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."
by StealsyourstereO April 26, 2006
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Toss your salad

tossing someone’s salad is equivalent to destroying someone’s bloodline or beating them up.
Bro if you don’t stop I’m gonna toss your salad

I’m about to toss your salad up bro
by papajohnstoe October 21, 2019
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Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.
She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.
by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012
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Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.
"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."
by DG7205 October 28, 2020
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Ring toss

When u get drunk and toss onion rings on your fuck buddies' bonar.

Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)
Got so drunk at the hotel last night, we played a game of ring toss. Then she went bobbing for onion rings! "Goofy Bitch!"
by Loo dog March 7, 2017
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tossed a stinker

In baseball, when a pitcher has an outright horrific performance to the point the home crowd may even be booing their own team. Usually the type of game you will be leaving early -- a stinkfest.
Billy: did you see the game last night bro?
Hubert: dude, Shawn tossed a stinker giving up 9 runs in one inning... it was so bad even our home crowd was booing -- total stinkfest -- embarrassed I was even there bro. Shawn's ERA is ruined for the rest of the season now LMAO
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022
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Toss

Noun; Something that is surprising and possibly catches you off guard.
It was a toss when I found out he was gay.
by SaladTosser1231 May 17, 2022
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