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tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.
"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."
by StealsyourstereO April 26, 2006
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Toss your salad

tossing someone’s salad is equivalent to destroying someone’s bloodline or beating them up.
Bro if you don’t stop I’m gonna toss your salad

I’m about to toss your salad up bro
by papajohnstoe October 21, 2019
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Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.
She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.
by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012
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Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.
"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."
by DG7205 October 28, 2020
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Tossed the ham

When you finally leave something or someone you realized was complete trash.
1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..
by Jillpill March 30, 2019
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Mongoose tossing

When an Amy or any other cunty lass dont shave their box for months. Once they reach the pinnacle they are rewardef with dog clippers and a drink. As they shave the hair off in rows the thick clumps resemble a mongoose being tossed. Same time when they get clipper bite their leg hits medicine cabinet it makes a rattling sound that could be confussed for RIKI TIKI TAVI.
Dude when Amy goes mongoose tossing its a blessing. Her twat follicles are like little metal springs.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
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sausage toss

Giving a light toss to a guys soft penis.
My boyfriend burger flipped me so I gave him a sausage tossed him.
by BeerzSlayer. October 17, 2017
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