Shadow The Hedgehog

A bitch ass mother fucker

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

by anonymous February 8, 2023

Shadow Web

Rumored version of the dark web, filled with illegal content. It's existence is a myth, so don't go looking for it.

Also the name of a bitcoin scam, don't fall for the red rooms.

Person 1: I went to the Shadow web yesterday.
Person 2: Isn't that a bitcoin scam?
Person 1: That's the dark web site, this is the real deal.

by Jasksual April 25, 2021

Shadow Stabbing

Like Sneak Dissing, but in the form of memes or other social media posts usually directed to an Ex Friend or partner you had a relationship with.

This usually is done after the target person has unfriended your online, so they'll still see it.

However, the Shadow Stabber's Friend's are unaware that it's directed to someone specific.

Yo, did you see the meme that girl posted online?
She's totally Shadow Stabbing at her Ex lmao!

by Belvich June 9, 2022

Nut shadow

The term used to describe the five o'clock shadow after you have shaved your nuts

That guys beard looks like some straight nut shadow

by Lickdaclam November 22, 2019

Sunshine in shadows

To find a bright side even in the darkest of places.
Knowing no shadow can be cast without light.

You know sometimes you have to look for sunshine in shadows.

by RyDawg2000 December 23, 2023

Shadow bagger

A shadow bagger is a stranger who in public will stand so close behind you that you can't see them and they are out of your peripherals. Only when you turn your head or back/bump into them you notice them!

"Last night at the party I stepped out to check out the moon and I had no idea that Shadow Bagger Chris was standing behind me the whole time...next time I'm throwing an elbow!"

by Gunno 2 November 6, 2017

cast a shadow

Means that someone is about to roast you or someone else

The other, Hailu was about to cast a shadow on Noah when the teacher came and stop him.

by Atlamta Falcons April 18, 2016