Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."

by Sac_static December 9, 2013

Drinkers Pocket

you go out for a good clubbing / drinking session with alot of notes. Every time you go to the bar you pull out a note to pay with. 'Drinkers Pocket' is what you have the next morning when you put on the trousers you had on the night before. or search trough them to find your cash

last night i went out with £100. ordered a fair few drinks, the next morning i checked my pockets, i had "drinkers Pocket with around £25-£30 left all in £1, 50p and other coins.

by Matt2210 June 8, 2010

Jam Pocket

A pocket placed at around boob level that is conveniently sized to fit the little jam containers at restaurants.

Will you settle for a jam pocket?

by Gracieee:D February 28, 2011

Pocket vodka

Typically a pint or half pint of cheap vodka that you keep in your back pocket to supplement your drinking at the bar.

My bar tab was 50 bucks just think how much it would have been if I didn't have pocket vodka

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

Pocket Roach

(1.) A person that is always digging in your pockets.
(2.) A Bitch that is always trying to get money out of you.

Yo Bitch, leave me alone, you ain't gettin no money out of me, you damn Pocket Roach!

My bother is a damn Pocket Roach, always asking me for money.

by FuriousVader March 6, 2013

Pocket Puppies

Pocket puppies are hush puppies that have been placed in one’s pocket. Once a pocket puppy has been placed in one’s pocket, it remains a pocket puppy until consumed.

Example: Would you care for a serving of pocket puppies?

by GingerSpawn December 23, 2020

Pocket fisherman

Human fishing pole, aka penis.

So I whipped out my pocket fisherman, and did some casting for hos.

by Lenrie1 August 10, 2012