Canonsburg Middle School

Canonsburg Middle School, or CMS is a school where the smell of mint and mango rains out of the bathrooms, Ben you know what I'm talking about. Teachers are fine, except for the ones that stare at my ass all day. Every girl that goes here has gotten dress coded, whether it be their shoulders or their stomach, it's happened. Fights and bad behavior are very common at CMS making the dean miserable, even though he is a great guy. I give this school the nickname of schuul of juul, because of how often I find half empty pods in the bathroom. The only good thing about this school is probably the band, which is actually very good. The smell in the halls is usually fish, and there are condom dispensers in the bathroom because the principals know what goes on in there.

Do you want to go fishing down at Canonsburg Middle School, I am sure we could get some big ones.

by CM is ass May 24, 2019

Cascade Middle School

Nothing But A Bunch Of Hoes And Snakes. The Main Thooters At The School Are The Sevies Who Hang Out With The 8th Graders And Think They The Shit. Every Fight There Is Adam, Daily Or Marc Are Always On It With There Big Heads. (Adams The Security Guard)

Kids: (only at cascade middle school) There’s Gonna Be A Fight At Hicks After School, Get It To There

Daily: *Radio to Marc And Adam* There’s A Fight At Hicks We Need Your Help

by NotYourBusiness101 May 4, 2019

Brambleton Middle School

Some weird ass school that is located in loudoun county

I was at Brambleton Middle School where my math teacher tried to steal my dog so it wouldn't eat my homework

by Gnaru May 12, 2019

austin middle school

A school full of a bunch of bitchy ass teachers who are always on their fucking period.

You go to that hell hole Austin middle school huh?…

by Grampa Biden March 15, 2017

peachtree middle school

A fucked up school in Dunwoody where tons of kids get in trouble.

Peachtree middle school sux

by John-wwer April 2, 2017

McNair Middle School

The turd that keeps the toilet clogged

Mcnair Middle School is trash af and can suck my big black balls!

by The Lord Of Thickness May 16, 2018

Brambleton Middle School

A rich, snobby, white kid school where only 10% of the kids are actually white. Each grade is progressively worse and each comes with its own mental illness. The 6th graders are convinced that there cool, but all have an abnormal fear of both the bell and the 8th graders. They wander around with enough Starbucks to last at least 3 years and would never even attempt going to school without their daily 8 cups of coffee. The 7th graders are extremely loud and obnoxious, always trying to make everyone else jealous and convinced that the other grades care about the different "dramas" going on in their grade. They have decided that they are the most popular kids in school and thus try and act like they are leading everyone else to just be embarrassed for them. The 8th graders have given up, both on themselves and everyone else, and no longer do any sort of work in class. PBL learning means teachers don't have to teach, so it's not like anyone is learning anyway. The history teachers throw stuff around, and the English teachers have given up trying to get students to understand that plagiarism is bad. The school has only been open for a couple of years and has already been a complete failure, the kids have all given up, and the teachers all wish they didn't have to work here.

The bathrooms at my school smell like failure and vape.

Oh, you must go to Brambleton Middle School.

by respecthedripkaren October 29, 2019