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I Got Stripes

I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders,
Chains, chains around my feet,
I got stripes, and them chains them chains are about to drag me down!
by Mike Hurt May 2, 2006
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Can't break my stride!

An expression used to express feelings of indifference towards a negative response to ones actions.
Bob: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?! You look like a complete douche.
John: Can't break my stride!
by randomserb October 8, 2011
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cock's stride

"How far is it to the pub?"
"It's only a cock's stride away"
by Nirst January 12, 2008
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shit stripe

When a cat or dog sits on the floor and skooches along, propelling itself with its front paws, thereby dragging their anus across the floor, a shit stripe is often left on the floor.

I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.

It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.
Will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it's making him constipated and I'm getting tired of cleaning up all the shit stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!
by Webgrunt January 16, 2006
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Stike

A stike is a real yet mythical creature with a hunched back that can possibly, if encountered by it, will transform into a humpback whale
Oh fuck, it's a Stike!
by The Stike Killer April 25, 2019
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gravy stroke

During intercourse or masturbation it is the final stroke just before the orgasm.
It can also be used for any time you are experiencing the final moment before the finish.
"He pulled out right on the gravy stroke and spunked all over the kitchen table"
"She had run so far but tripped right on the gravy stroke so it was all for nothing"
by JuzzB December 24, 2006
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Strake Jesuit

A place where real niggas go, every one there smokes loud shit, everyone says bet
That dope nigga goes to strake Jesuit
by FuckWhatTheyTalkinBout June 13, 2016
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