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slavery emoticon

A textable image depicting slavery. More at the necessity for the a party to be utterly subservient to another, such as being a minimum/low-wage employee, minor child, student, or subjugated denizen. Should this relationship cease, the result is likely catastrophic to the future of the former party, with consequences including: (further) degradation (e.g. resorting to sex-work), unemployment, homelessness, starvation, and death.

The need for this hypothetical emoticon was articulated by comedian Byron Bowers
(whilst texting) I got to get back to work my boss is coming (slavery emoticon)

(Facebook post) About to turn 26 so I better enroll for Obamacare (slavery emoticon)

(IM) My parents won't stop pushing me to fill out college applications (slavery emoticon)
by AnOra December 20, 2013
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Activewear Slacker

This is your typical college student that will show up to class wearing sweatpants/track pants, a hooded sweatshirt and slippers. From the ankles up they look as though they are warming up for an upcoming foot race. Though, most often, they are unable to contribute anything meaningful to class or to the world around them.
Next time your in class look behind you towards the back of the room... That is where the activewear slacker resides.
by wigglethattoe July 5, 2009
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Schlong Slayer

A man who's sex is considered great, also has a penis on the larger scale as opposed to a smaller one.
-Am i a Schlong Slayer?
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!
by DosVons May 8, 2010
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Going Slater

When an otherwise average employee quits his/her job in a hilarious and newsworthy fashion.

Named in honor of Stephen Slater who quit his job as a flight attendant at JETBLUE in a very dramatic and newsworthy fashion. Slater, who was frustrated with a disobedient passenger, yelled "That's it" into the PA, grabbed 2 beer and then disembarked the plane through the emergency exit!

Also see, "pulling a Slater."
I think Jim is going slater later! The boss just won't quit nagging him about the table settings!
by geckypibb August 11, 2010
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dirty salt shaker

Dipping your anus over your girls face while she's laying down and allowing her tongue to enter the anal cavity
"Me and my girl did the most ultimate dirty salt shaker"
by The tang slang November 6, 2017
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slacker

slacklining makes you a slacker.
by Adam Pudliner July 29, 2006
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slavery

Damn that lincoln!! he must have liked the niggers!!
by Haxor Maxor February 24, 2005
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