Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.

Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!

by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019

donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate

Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.

by Danikinssss January 6, 2021

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

ffairy.shifting

Hottest, funniest mutual, cool, baddie, best mutual in the world 🥺🥺🥺🤫🤫

who is ffairy.shifting? Hottest, funniest mutual, cool, baddie, best mutual in the world 🥺🥺🥺🤫🤫

by ochacoswife April 11, 2022

Shit shifting

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally

Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”

Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”

“Man shit shifting is such a gift”

by Nukemars April 8, 2023

Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019