snagle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"
Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."
Jane: "You're such a snagle shark."

by angigo April 9, 2011

Muffin Shark

The lesbian equivalent of a chicken hawk (an older gay man who seeks out much younger gay men/twinks).

Ashley and Donna got totally stalked by some Jurassic Muffin Sharks at the Indigo Girls concert.

by Dandy Don May 9, 2013

loan shark

One who lends money at exorbitant interest rates, especially one financed and supported by an organized crime network.

loan shark

by AlanTuring0 February 7, 2014

Dorm-shark

A middle aged man who goes back to college and lives in freshman housing.

"Dude, your roommate is so old."
"Yeah man, what a fucking dorm-shark."

by #dormsharkmovie September 11, 2014

The Shark On The Left

The only reason 73% of us watched he super bowl half-time show.

"Did you see that guy on The Voice!?!? He totaly pulled a shark on the left moment!"
"He did pull the shark on the left! Like a boss too!

by Lol:) February 4, 2015

Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.

Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!

by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016

Eddy shark

Aggressive, sometimes buzzed, usually hammered creature in slow parts of rivers.

When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.

by PigNinja69 July 5, 2019