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Table Shark

A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.
I haven't made any money, Brenda's being a table shark and making all the tips!
by Yu-Gi-Oh Cardi B January 2, 2022
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Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.
"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"
by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011
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Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
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Blood Shark

It's the name of Jake Paul' Tesla Model X P100D. It's fast, and the reason he calls it the blood shark is that the wrap is gray (like a shark).
I just got my new blood shark.
My blood shark is so fast.
by Jake Paul's Tesla July 31, 2017
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Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth
Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?
by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020
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shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.
Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?
by geekJoeB August 20, 2019
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fishing a shark

Merrisa: "hey are you trying to tame the wild cat again?"
Jon: "don't need to worry about me fishing a shark."
by haveyouwondered May 14, 2023
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