Gift giver: Bitch I knew you he would love the almond scented moisturizing butt-lube.
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!
by HoboDaddy November 22, 2023
Get the Secret Pierremug. Today folks, we talk about the almighty Chima. Chima ... The first person to become Admin in both WW2 and WW3 at the same time. There is nothing much to write about chima except he has a wife, yes Chima is married to a girl named "Esther". there is nothing much to talk about due to the source. what we know is that Chima is married. but it seems like Chima no longer has feelings for Esther he is showing Non challant towards her and cheating on her by chiking other girls.
by Ebuksam February 29, 2024
Get the Secrets of worldwide participantsmug. "Yea, jenny, most limp dills look the same pretty much unless they still gots that secret skin left on em. That secret skin makes em look like an ant eater or an ardvark."
by myylkdog July 19, 2012
Get the secret skinmug. Secret sauce is not only a sauce that will give you a good time, but a sauce that will make you trip balls. When I say trip balls I mean it. Never underestimate the sauce. Never. One gulp of this shit and your out for good till the next day, call off work well you still can. You think I’m lying? Try it for yourself, if your lucky to.
by CoreymotherfuckingP August 2, 2019
Get the Secret saucemug. When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.
John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.
by gaptooth December 17, 2023
Get the Double Secret Strangermug. The Secret Goat is a PvP strategy utilized by the Druid class in World of Warcraft. It involves hiding their temporary goat mount during the Bareback Brawl world quest, by abusing the Flight Form mechanics.
Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.
Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.
Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.
Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.
by Dav Glen May 7, 2017
Get the secret goatmug. Best person you would ever meet. They are kind loving and girlfriend approved. They might be bossy but that's just their personality, you would understand when you meet them. They are the goddess of the universe and got the biggest butt.
Hey is your friend name Secret. Yea why? Did you hear about them? They will make your life incredible. You better keep her and don't let her go!
by Loyal_Diva31 October 28, 2019
Get the Secretmug.