burnt sausage

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.

Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.

by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011

Muddy Sausage

A "Muddy Sausage" is having anal sex and the penis has shit on it.

"I've got a Muddy Sausage!"

by Edgyboiii August 30, 2016

elongated sausage

a man's kingly meat scepter

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.

by chemking May 11, 2020

Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come

Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!

by Lt. Howe July 09, 2015

Bunnings sausage

The only thing that makes australia great

Go get a fucking Bunnings sausage now you cunt

by The Bunnings sausages February 06, 2017

sausage breath

The smell if your breath after sucking dick

That bitch has sausage breath !

by Ubby1013 December 18, 2015

sausage boy

An Indian cocain dealer who lives in the hood of north Latvia whose children are named Lamp and Blanket (in indian of course).

Person 1: Did you call sausage boy? i need my fill (of cocain).
Person 2: Yeah, he's on his way.

*Conversation originally held in Latvian

by itsbritneyyybiatchhh November 04, 2018