shag swag

Items in your possession acquired after a one night stand.

person 1: whose are these glasses?
person 2: just my shag swag

by larryloving1234 December 14, 2012

swag jackin

The jacking or stealing of someones "swag". To steal swagger from a fellow swag person.

"yo, i was tryin to play basketball yesterday but this kid was swag jackin".
"that sucks bro".

by tjtjjtjtjtjtjo November 21, 2010

swag

kristyn and alexis :D

5 AM sawg (:

we got swaggger and yuu dooont :D

by kristyn and alexis January 19, 2011

Applesauce Swag

The swag you acquire when you think you are good at something, but clearly are not. Generally is the douchebag of the group who suffers from SMS (Short Man Syndrome) and just lacks overall rationalization that they really aren't "the shit." Tends to get angry when they suck at something (which is all the time, you would think they would be used to it.) and do irrational things such as break up with a girl or fuck a dude.

Yo Dillon, your applesauce swag is through the roof!

by Boozher August 2, 2011

Swag Fag

One who thinks he is better than everyone else based on the amount of artificial swag he has. This annoying personality trait is coupled with his obsessive use of the phrase "swag" in situations undeseriving of that title.

"Congratulations! You aced the math exam!"
"Swag."

"Ugh, he's such a swag fag
...

"Hey Johnny you ready to go to Stop & Shop?"
(Johnny walks downstairs with skinny jeans, hightop jordans, a beater, gold chain, ears pierced, and a fohawk)
"Yeah dude, I thought I'd just dress up...grocery swag."

by squirrellover33 September 24, 2011

Swag suicide

To destroy years' and years' worth of hard-earned swag with an unforgivably swagless act.

Dude #1: Dag, Kev used to be the MAN before that day he came to school with a jheri curl

Dude #2: Yeah, talk about swag suicide.

by NicKotine09 February 19, 2010

negative swag

adjective - 1. someone who may THINK they have swag when really its the complete opposite.
2. the lack of swag; one who is lacking in the are of overall self confidence and as a result, comes off as awkward and not as smooth as one would assume

"WOW, look at jeff when he runs, it looks like he's swatting flies. Homeboy has negative swag" " Can you tell me how Chris is 6'3, his feet came from under him, and he fell flat on his face with no one touching. Chris monoghan has negative swag.

by blackkmagic19 January 28, 2009