Slut-shaming

Slut-shaming is calling out a girl’s behaviour when looking for a reason she was raped or sexually assaulted, or using her clothes or behaviour as an excuse for assault.

Unfortunately the term has been appropriated by idiots to mean “I can act like a cheap whore and nobody should be allowed to say anything about it” These women are usually the same ones who ACTUALLY do most of the slut shaming.

Sexual Assault Victim: I’m worried you’ll get hurt if you keep hanging around with pimps and wearing nothing but pasties and a thong, and posting your nudes all over the internet.

Whore: omg! Stop slut-shaming me! I can wear whatever I want! You’re such a stupid feminist! And you’re probably lying about that guy raping you because I know you slept with some other guy like 2 days ago!

SAV: My boyfriend?

Whore: And you call ME a whore and make fun of my clothes?

SAV: I said I was concerned because...
Whore: Oh so now I deserve to get raped because of my clothes? You’re such a stupid cunt! I’m going to spread a bunch of rumours about you to make sure you’re alone when a guy attacks you again...hurdedur!

by LastUnicorn October 17, 2018

Morning Scroll of Shame

The scroll through your text messages and photos the morning after a drunken night. This is where you can remember what happened throughout the night by viewing your drunken selfies and drunk text messages, most likely to an ex boyfriend/girlfriend.

You better check your morning scroll of shame to figure out what happened last night.

by TokenWhiteGirl November 09, 2014

crab walk of shame

The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.

Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.

by Taylor The Tool September 20, 2006

country shaming

Where parents and friends who like real rock and roll have kids or friends who enjoy country music. We need to shame them into stopping the listening of country music. Why do they do it? WTF? Something happened to them at birth? Maybe their mom consumed Jack Daniels while pregnant? Not sure if it's nature or nurture?? but I think we should fund some research groups into how to stop this epidemic.

I stated country shaming my son once I got into the car and it was tuned to a country music station

by ransems March 05, 2016

cat-shaming

Posting a photo of your fat cat on a social media forum to shame it into eating less crunchies.

After cat-shaming Mittens on Facebook, our monthly bill for cat food has dropped 40%.

by catmanpu January 04, 2014

Hand Turkey of Shame

An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.

Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.

by Don't use your real name, fool November 27, 2011

smells of tears and shame

the aftermath smell when one buddy takes one for the team

That was a great party last night but "insert name" room smells of tears and shame.

by t_money_b October 06, 2011