Retard Parade

When your IQ temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. Usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.

Dude....my mind just went on a retard parade...

by radaradarada December 19, 2008

retardaholic

A person who is addicted to repeating stupid acts on an ongoing basis. No matter what the outcome is they still continue to do it. Similar to an alcoholic.

That guy is a retardaholic, he keeps touching the electric fence.

by raiderbill September 1, 2009

retard

One who attempts poetry in the form of noise known as rap

Snoop Dogg is a retard.

by Norin March 11, 2005

retard

1.) Someone is abusive toward someone else.

2.) NOT someone who has a mental disability or is born with medically subnormal intelligence. People who fit this description are known as "special," "challenged," or "Earth angel."

That guy who goes around insulting everyone who is different from him is a real retard.

That woman with the mental handicap is an Earth angel. I'm glad I know her.

by somebodyelsealtogether October 9, 2007

retard

1. A very rude word for someone with a mental disability.

People with mental disabilities are people too and they deserve to be treated with respect. If you call someone with a mental problem a retard, you are a retard.

by ben r January 6, 2007

retardate

The noun form of "retard". People often call others "retards" but this is probably a technical misuse of the word, since "retard" is a verb. The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

by Steve LaPierre May 7, 2003

Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.

Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.

by B-Lister November 15, 2010