Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 9, 2020

Pumpkiner

A person who eats a lot of pumpkin or pumpkin flavored foods.

Well Tom sure is a real pumpkiner this time of year

by Romanpumpkin November 6, 2022

Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted

Used during the holidays. Used when someone is beyond White Girl Wasted.

(At a Christmas Party) "Hey look at Felicia naked with the tinsel hanging from her nipples"

" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."

by Bear666 December 24, 2014

Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude

The biggest recognition in this world. People do crazy things to achieve it.

"Hey if I survive this fall from the planr without a parachute I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude" - xy

"Ok so if I win the Russian Roulette we both can agree that I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude"

by X-T UN May 4, 2022

pumpkin sauce

A term used by crack heads when they have been places

Holy pumpkin sauce kelly

by Pumpkin sauce November 9, 2017

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

Pennsylvania Pumpkin

When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.

"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT

by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010