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victory piss

Thanks for the head but if you will excuse me I have to go and take a victory piss.
by Noughty Nolte January 11, 2007
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Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.
Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.
by Shit heart May 5, 2021
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Ghostbuster's piss

After a hard night of drinking or sex you urinate 2 streams and turns into one big stream.
Adam urinated all over the floor due to the fact he had a Ghostbuster's piss.
by YooJoe1 November 16, 2014
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Piss High

pronounced pis hahy. It is often said with the two words slurred as one.

Piss High is used when an individual is high out of their fucking mind. Their motor skills are delayed and they bug about absolutely nothing or simply sit on the couch with a severe case of the munches. Essentially, it has the same meaning as "piss drunk" without the throwing up and the nonsense of alcohol.
Girl #1 "Is he driving?!"
Girl #2 "He should not be driving! He is piss high!"
by Jelby Sherlman January 13, 2010
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piss mustache

Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!
Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache

Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing

Guy1: “ what did I forget”

Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”

Guy1: I forgor💀
by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022
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Nuclear piss

When you piss in a hot shower and the heat / steam from the water increases the stank to an unbearable level.
Dude i had the worst nuclear piss this morning, it about gassed me out of the shower.

pee nuke piss stink shower
by B.Robert B. May 29, 2013
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Pissed Entry

A definition added to urban dictionary under the influence of alchohol/drugs which seems to the contributor to be witty, but on sober reflection is worthless.
"Made a pissed entry on Urban Dictionary last night, Let's hope the editors were pissed too!"
by Bloomfield13 October 15, 2008
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