tellico plains

tellico is nothing but redneck, meth making, cousin lovers, coon killing nasty freaks.

you can tell their from tellico plains.

by cody waston November 6, 2017

pain-ness

The act of being in pain.

"There's so much pain-ness in my mouth!"

by MattHenryKristain January 30, 2004

Painball

A locally derived game in southern Oregon using a pool table in an unorthodox fashion. Two gladiators pick a side of the table to defend (the two pockets at opposing ends of the table) while holding either the cue ball or 8ball (black team/white team) with one hand and try to knock the rest of the balls into the opponent's pockets using the controlling ball (or your knuckles if you're lucky enough to get them smashed between your ball and another). The game is very similar to airhocky (except for people who can't afford an airhocky table yet have a pool table they can't pawn off for something as cool as airhocky). There is no changing hands and the first person to let go of their ball (even for a second) or pockets the least balls loses.

"Wanna play some Painball?" "Fuck no."

by Know Baudie January 2, 2009

Pain Stick

The act of filling a paint stick up with beer, and then placing one's mouth around the nozzle, pushing the end against the wall or ground, and forcing the beer into your stomach as fast as possible. Best used with shitty beer to get past the taste, and is really just to get drunk as fast as possible. When pushed against floor it is usually accompanied by the saying "You shall not pass".

(guy one)Yeah! Yeah! Fill up that Pain Stick! Suck that shit down dude!

(guy two) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

by Blood Sugar October 5, 2010

The Growing Pains Paradox

This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning. Most commonly this occurs during television watching.

Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.

So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.

"Uggh, why did I stay up last night watching a marathon of Ninja Warrior? I hate The Growing Pains Paradox!"

by Danger33 May 9, 2009

Fuck the pain away

To rid pain by engaging in violent intercourse, going from pain to pleasure.

Joe: AHH! FUCK, i just cut my bloody finga'
Andrea: Ohh poor bitch...
Joe: FUCK YE!, (grabs Andrea and rips off her clothes)
Andrea: Ohh yes FUCK THE PAIN AWAY!
Joe: UGHH YEEAHHH...

by Par-Par December 15, 2008

pain in the bitch

a term meaning "pain in the ass" to an exponentially higher intensity.

an annoyance that pisses you off in a degree of this much intensity is reasoned through the logic that the pain is not only centered in the posterior region, but rather to the whole body. And not any body either, that of a bitch.

Doing homework can be a pain in the ass, but dealing with my parents is a real pain in the bitch.

Stupid people.

Assholes.

Bush.

Long lines for the bathroom after you've had three cups of coffee and a large energy drink.

by Ms. Deviant August 22, 2007