victory piss

The first piss after a male orgasm.

Thanks for the head but if you will excuse me I have to go and take a victory piss.

by Noughty Nolte January 11, 2007

Mad Piss

(slang) When you have to go pee really bad. So bad that you know that as soon as you whip out your penis or sit on the toilet (for the ladies), it's gonna start!

Yo bro, get F*** outta the washroom! I gotta take a mad piss!

by MyNameJeff3451 September 23, 2020

Piss-elated

The feeling of joy or elation felt after finally getting to pee after being in a car for a long time.

After having 2 Arizona teas, and driving for 3 hours, Jenna was so Piss-elated when she finally stopped on the thruway to get gas!

by mermaid_face May 28, 2013

Nuclear piss

When you piss in a hot shower and the heat / steam from the water increases the stank to an unbearable level.

Dude i had the worst nuclear piss this morning, it about gassed me out of the shower.

pee nuke piss stink shower

by B.Robert B. May 29, 2013

Pissing Flintstones

The deep-yellow, almost amber, perhaps even florescent, color of your wee after a night of drinking Red Bull Vodkas (or some other energy drink and Vodka) caused (usually) by the B-vitamins.

Dude, I had way-too many Vodka Red Bulls last night.....I'm pissing flintstones.
Hey, why is the toilet glowing with pee? Sorry, must have been from me pissing flintstones.

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe October 12, 2017

Gravy Piss

When you clearly haven't drunk enough fluids and your pee is a dark shade of golden brown, can affect both men and women. Often smells like peanuts.

First guy "Man I just did a proper gravy piss! Pass the beer, I need fluid .."
Second guy "Nice, you might wanna flush twice, I hear they're stubborn."

by Smeggles182 November 25, 2009

Piss in peace

Piss in peace is a term used to talk about urinating alone

I waited for my annoying roommate to leave so I could piss in peace.

by Nightmarez4Dayz September 19, 2016