noob moment

To have a particular moment in time where you go blank and are very amateur at a certain thing.

I was trying to figure out 2 x 2 when I had a noob moment and could not figure out the answer.

by EnragedTadpole May 6, 2009

Wild Noob

a creature found in a garage with Ranger Akimbo

a crazy wild noob

by James Corndog May 17, 2010

no skin noob

Sometimes simply referred to as a “no-skin”, a no skin noob is a fortnite player with insufficient funds to purchase the battle pass. Often not very good at the game, they are frowned upon by their squad-fill teammates. Always first to die.

No-skin: “where we dropping boys?”
Randoms: “Shut up you no-skin headass”

“Ffs we have a no skin noob in our squad”

by NotoriousNoz June 9, 2018

own noobs

Commonly used in gaming, means the player is going to go win or merc some new players.

Geckozs: Want to go own noobs?

Pancakes: sure let me pop in the disc.

by Geckozs February 15, 2009

noob pwnd

To be pwnd by a noob

Dude that guy just got noob pwnd

by Eoy February 28, 2008

lol noob

A destructive word that only pros use. Only to be used in dangerous situations.

Kyle I like you
Jeff lol noob
Kyle *dies*

by yes-hi-hello April 3, 2020

Noob Tax

Noob tax is when you take something from someone because they were being a noob.

I bought some beer for my friend who said he'd be in town. Turns out he was in another city. I took 3 beers out for myself for him being a noob. I told him it was noob tax.

by Errorx May 30, 2009