by Nevers December 30, 2020
Get the Neversmug. When someone who is black comes upon money or is already rich and famous and does some stupid shit that reflects badly on every other black person. Originating from an episode of the Chappelle show.
Black friend: Dawg, I just bought a 21 foot long snake girl body pillow. It costed 1700 dollars.
Me: THEY NEVER SHOULDA GAVE YOU N**GAS MONEY!
Me: THEY NEVER SHOULDA GAVE YOU N**GAS MONEY!
by Im_Stalking_and_lurking August 6, 2023
Get the They never shoulda gave you N**gas Moneymug. Gretchen and her friends were hammered at the bar last night "which never happens" being facetious for happens all the time.
by Dwilliams66 October 18, 2020
Get the Which never happensmug. Never saiding is when someone you know says that they will do something or they will give you something if you do something. When the time comes though they simply say “I never said that”
I’ll take you to Hawaii if you manage to get straight A’s in school (end of year comes) I never said that. Example of never saiding
by Comrade_Spitpanzers June 23, 2021
Get the Never saidingmug. A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
Get the never laid a hand on memug. When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.
You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.
by wbonaventura December 30, 2022
Get the Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Promug. When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
Get the A monke never gives up on a good bananamug.